Hold Dick Close to Camera Look Bigger Funny
While penises come in all different shapes and sizes, when it comes to actually showing it off when you're sexting via a photo, there are good ways to highlight the penis and there are not-so-good ways to highlight the penis.
So in order to make sure you snap a photo that the recipient will 1) actually want to receive and 2) find pleasure from, we spoke with a bunch of people to determine what their version of a "good dick pic" is.
But first, before we dive into their notes and tips, please note that dick pics should always be consensual. Like, 100 percent of the time. Zero exceptions. Someone should explicitly say they want one before you send one because, hi, no one wants to see someone's genitals unexpectedly.
Once you do get the go-ahead to snap away, here's what to keep in mind for your next photo shoot. (Oh, and feel free to share this article with any penis-haver you know so the world can be a more aesthetically pleasing place.)
How to Take a Good Dick Pic
1. "A good dick pic is well framed. Ideally, you wanna be able to see the lower abs—or at least the whole pubic area, and some thigh. Also, the penis should be in focus and have just enough light hitting it that there's some contrast between it and its surroundings." —Jenny, 23
2. "For the love of God, take the picture with your shirt off. Please. I beg you. Don't Winnie-the-Pooh the assignment." —Melissa, 30
3. "The best dick pic isn't a dick pic at all but instead, is an *almost* dick pic. A guy I was dating once sent me a photo of him casually grabbing his clothed penis, and I almost lost it. The subtle shot of his erection without going to all the fuss of taking off his clothes and angling the camera made the whole thing seem way sexier." —Nicole, 26
4. "Since what makes an attractive dick pic can vary from person to person and situation to situation, the hottest thing a guy can do is ask me what I want to see. Once, a FWB asked me to specifically tell him what I wanted, and his confidence and boldness instantly turned me on. Understanding that someone's desires aren't stagnant and fulfilling what they want in the moment is honestly the most desirable thing ever." —Lelia, 29
5. "I might be in the minority here, but a dick pic doesn't really do it for me. The only way it really works is if there's some humor or cheekiness involved. Once my boyfriend sent me a picture of his penis literally in a hotdog bun and said "wanna bite?" The totally unexpected and hilarious angle of the photo is what really turned me on." —Karina, 28
6. "One of the hottest dick pics I've ever received was when a guy took one directly out of the shower. It was a full-body frontal picture in his bathroom mirror. Because of the steam, the mirror was a bit foggy, but you could see just enough of the whole body that it was actually an incredibly sexy picture—which also happened to include a great sneak peek of his package." —Krysta, 24
7. "Okay, honestly, I'm really into dick videos lately. Show me what you're working with in a better way than what any picture can show me." —Raya, 27
8. "I like when a guy's hand has a good grip on it...if you know what I mean ;)" —Nico, 21
9. "I prefer videos. Also, knock it the fuck off with the emojis." —Taylor, 20
10. "Once I got a flaccid dick pic. That was weird, so, like, don't do that." —Kate, 21
11. "Close-up shots are horrifying. Stand back a lil bit." —Sarah, 21
12. "Don't do the thing where you press down on your balls to make your dick pop and look bigger. We know it's not that big. Also, a little mood lighting never hurts (like, bad nighttime lighting where everything looks yellow and you have to use flash...that's a no-go). But a fresh-out-of-the-shower mirror picture is always a safe bet! Like, when there is still steam everywhere and you have to wipe a little off the mirror to expose the D." —Sophie, 26
13. "I'm a sucker for an artsy dick pic. Some may think it's a bit narcissistic, but using a self-timer and lying out on something is sexy AF. I wanna look at you like the fucking work of art you are! And in my opinion, that should be a full-body nude. That's because I don't see a dick and get turned on...It does nothing for me visually. But I think the human body is stunning." —Liz, 24
14. "It's hot when it's an actual body shot and not some low-quality up-close-and-personal junk shot. I love it when my boyfriend of three years sends me nude pictures in risky places. Like, when he sends me something from work, I'm like, yesssssir." —Megan, 24
15. "The angle is everything. I don't want it just from the top to see the head or from the bottom to see the balls. But if it's from the side and he's holding it like he's touching himself, that's kind of hot because you know he's thinking of you at that moment." —Valerie, 24
16. "First of all, it doesn't matter on the angle, lighting, or frame of your dick pic. If we didn't ask for a picture, don't send it. There's nothing worse than being on your phone and having a huge, unsolicited penis picture pop up on your screen. That being said, I'm looking for something effortless. Turn off the fluorescent lighting, lie down in bed, and snap away. The last thing I want to see is a guy flexing in the bathroom mirror. Put your hand at the base of your (hopefully hard) penis for a better scale, and take the picture from a lower angle to make it look bigger." —Taylor, 25
17. "A photo of a guy touching his dick makes it look so much hotter than just a lonely penis staring you in the face . Erect is probably better than flaccid. Pants or boxers pulled down or totally pants-less is best, although sometimes peeking out of boxers can be hot. It's also good when it's close but not too close up that it's anatomical. I like being able to see some background." —Rachel, 35
18. "When guys send a dick pic, I actually really don't want to see the dick. I'm more interested in seeing his abs—or his dad-bod stomach—and maybe a little of the booty . An angle that I like is a nice high-above pic where the phone is looking directly down on the stomach or abs from above. Please don't put your face in the photo or include your dirty room in the background. I'd just rather see their bodies. And finally, something else I'd like to emphasize: If you send a photo, I am not obligated to send one back!" —Maddie*, 21
19. "When it comes to dick pics, I don't care if you are three inches or nine—accurate representation is important. I am constantly working to love myself and my imperfections, and if you are feeling bad about your dick size, shape, etc., I can tell by the photo you send. Keep it natural and make sure it's close up. Be confident in your photo, and if you have a cock ring, put that on too! I personally find cock rings super hot, and knowing you are comfortable with toys is a big turn-on and tells me a lot about a person." —Sarah, 31
20. "The background should be clean and tasteful. I'm not particularly drawn to the idea of coming to your apartment if what I see in the background is reminiscent of a college dorm. When I send sexy pics, I take a lot of pride in the way I display my body. I love wearing lingerie and posing seductively, and I really like taking short videos sometimes too instead of just pictures. If I send you some high-quality content, then you send a pic of your dick hard and hanging out of your underwear in your messy bathroom is not gonna cut it." —Janice, 21
21. "I personally like a hand in the picture because I really like to imagine that the guy is actively jerking off for me in some capacity. I also like mirror pics where I can see your full body or pics lying in bed from dick up (dick, chest, shoulders, face). Never send pictures of your soft dick. I know that sounds obvious, but you have no idea how many soft-dick pics I've gotten. Don't awkwardly hold your dick in an unusual way just because you're trying to make it look larger." —Selena*, 20
22. "I actually love dick pics that don't show everything. I'm just way more attracted to a photo of a clothed boner than a naked photo. Like, hard dick laid flat underneath boxer briefs and I'm donezo. Or in gray sweats or athletic shorts. Leaving something to the imagination is hotter than a bare dick to me." —Dia, 26
23. "For me, a dick on its own isn't attractive. Like, obviously, unsolicited dick pics are awful for many reasons, but one thing I hate about them is that they're always just some smelly-looking dick without context with the flash on. And you can, like, see Fifa on the TV in the background. They're never sexy. I don't feel strongly about what is a 'good' penis, really. The person it's attached to has a lot to do with how much I'm going to enjoy the dick, you know? So in my opinion, a good dick pic includes context. I want to see a little bit of the rest of your body. Just be careful if you shoot the pic from below, so I can see your face. If you do it poorly, it can end up looking like Cockzilla is about to attack your head ." —Rachel, 24
24. "I'm looking for an accurate photo that shows true size and girth. A little lower ab muscle is always fun. If we know each other well, throw in some post-self-love fun—because everyone loves a good cum shot." —Waameeka, 27
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